Monday, October 13, 2008

santa & banta jokes

All jokes written in this blog are imaginary and not created to hurt any feelings of Sardarji




Cheating...

How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!

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Garry Kasporav & Sardarji

Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore
[Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific.
Seated besides him is
Gary Kasparov. Gary asks
him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.

Banta: 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U
are?. I can't compete with a world champion'

Gary: 'How about if I play left handed ?'

Banta: [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'

Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset
through-out the rest of the journey.
On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.

Banta: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary
Kasparov and he defeated
me inspite of him playing left-handed.....

Santa: Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U
know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!

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Sardarji & Telugu

One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......

Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why?

Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will
start to speak after 6 months.

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Banta Singh in Heaven

After death, Banta Singh reached the door of the
heaven smoothly.

There he met Saint Peter and he said, 'Well,
Banta...It is nice to talk to
you but we have changed our policy these days.
I will ask you a question and
you need to answer it correctly before you go in.'
Banta, with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to
go ahead and ask him the damn question.

Saint Peter - How many seconds are there in a year?

Banta, after lot of thought, answered,'12'.
Astonished Saint Peter asked him - But how?
Banta - January 2nd,February 2nd,March 2nd,..........

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Santa singh & message board

Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read
the graffiti on
the
wall.

It read 'Padne waala gadha.' (one who reads this is an
ass)

Santa Singh sat on a nearby bench, and after much
thought erased it and
wrote 'Likhne waala Ghadah'. (One who wrote this is an
ass)

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Mere Haath Mein Kya??
Once a sardar asks another sardar...

Sardar #1: Tell me what's in my hand? And if you're
right, then I will give this button to you.

Sardar #2 (thinking): No not like this. Give me some
sort of clue.

Sardar #1: Okay! This thing is round in shape.

Sardar #2 (again thinking): Many things are round in
shape. Give me another clue.

Sardar #1: This thing has 4 holes in it.

Sardar #2: I got it. I got it.

Sardar #1: Bol to kya hai mera hath mein.

Sardar #2: Scooter ka paiya.(Wheel of a scooter)

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Another Chance...

Banta Singh has been attending the Singh International
Training College, a school set up to give the likes
of him a chance to make it in the real world.
For 10 years, he keeps failing this one class
that he needs to graduate:
basic math. The administrators want to
get him out to make room for new students,
but can't just give him the grade.
So, they instead decide
to ask him a simple math question at the graduation
ceremony in case he fails at exams.If he answers this
correctly, he graduates. Sure enough,
he fails the class again. But, this time he is
called on stage. He is made to stand before everyone
and the administrators say,
'Although you lack one class for graduation, we
have decided to pass you if you can answer this one
question. What is two plus
two?' Banta Singh thinks about it for a while and
finally says, 'Four.'
The whole crowd (Sardars) stands up in objection and
demands, ' Please give him another chance!!'

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