tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5232888853881057052012-02-16T17:04:32.793-08:00williamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12364718568262579292noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-523288885388105705.post-81219653035108794462008-10-13T09:34:00.000-07:002008-10-13T09:45:53.660-07:00All jokes written in this blog are imaginary and not created to hurt any feelings of Sardarji <br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v663hB_qD74/SPN7IfDp9SI/AAAAAAAAADw/rlJUb3_Sx8o/s1600-h/sardarji.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v663hB_qD74/SPN7IfDp9SI/AAAAAAAAADw/rlJUb3_Sx8o/s400/sardarji.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256680575777502498" /></a><br /><br />Cheating...<br /><br />How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??<br /><br />He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!<br /><br />*******************<br /><br />Garry Kasporav & Sardarji<br /><br />Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore<br />[Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific.<br />Seated besides him is<br />Gary Kasparov. Gary asks<br />him whether he would like to play chess to kill time.<br /><br />Banta: 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U<br />are?. I can't compete with a world champion'<br /><br />Gary: 'How about if I play left handed ?'<br /><br />Banta: [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'<br /><br />Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset<br />through-out the rest of the journey.<br />On landing he meets his friend Santa Singh.<br /><br />Banta: Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary<br />Kasparov and he defeated<br />me inspite of him playing left-handed.....<br /><br />Santa: Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U<br />know what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!<br /><br />*******************<br /><br />Sardarji & Telugu<br /><br />One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......<br /><br />Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or<br />we will not be able to communicate with my child.<br /><br />Friend: Is it! Why?<br /><br />Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will<br />start to speak after 6 months.<br /><br />*******************<br /><br />Banta Singh in Heaven<br /><br />After death, Banta Singh reached the door of the<br />heaven smoothly.<br /><br />There he met Saint Peter and he said, 'Well,<br />Banta...It is nice to talk to<br />you but we have changed our policy these days.<br />I will ask you a question and<br />you need to answer it correctly before you go in.'<br />Banta, with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to<br />go ahead and ask him the damn question.<br /><br />Saint Peter - How many seconds are there in a year?<br /><br />Banta, after lot of thought, answered,'12'.<br />Astonished Saint Peter asked him - But how?<br />Banta - January 2nd,February 2nd,March 2nd,..........<br /><br />*******************<br /><br />Santa singh & message board<br /><br />Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read<br />the graffiti on<br />the<br />wall.<br /><br />It read 'Padne waala gadha.' (one who reads this is an<br />ass)<br /><br />Santa Singh sat on a nearby bench, and after much<br />thought erased it and<br />wrote 'Likhne waala Ghadah'. (One who wrote this is an<br />ass)<br /><br />*******************<br />Mere Haath Mein Kya??<br />Once a sardar asks another sardar...<br /><br />Sardar #1: Tell me what's in my hand? And if you're<br />right, then I will give this button to you.<br /><br />Sardar #2 (thinking): No not like this. Give me some<br />sort of clue.<br /><br />Sardar #1: Okay! This thing is round in shape.<br /><br />Sardar #2 (again thinking): Many things are round in<br />shape. Give me another clue.<br /><br />Sardar #1: This thing has 4 holes in it.<br /><br />Sardar #2: I got it. I got it.<br /><br />Sardar #1: Bol to kya hai mera hath mein.<br /><br />Sardar #2: Scooter ka paiya.(Wheel of a scooter)<br /><br />*******************<br />Another Chance...<br /><br />Banta Singh has been attending the Singh International<br />Training College, a school set up to give the likes<br />of him a chance to make it in the real world.<br />For 10 years, he keeps failing this one class<br />that he needs to graduate:<br />basic math. The administrators want to<br />get him out to make room for new students,<br />but can't just give him the grade.<br />So, they instead decide<br />to ask him a simple math question at the graduation<br />ceremony in case he fails at exams.If he answers this<br />correctly, he graduates. Sure enough,<br />he fails the class again. But, this time he is<br />called on stage. He is made to stand before everyone<br />and the administrators say,<br />'Although you lack one class for graduation, we<br />have decided to pass you if you can answer this one<br />question. What is two plus<br />two?' Banta Singh thinks about it for a while and<br />finally says, 'Four.'<br />The whole crowd (Sardars) stands up in objection and<br />demands, ' Please give him another chance!!'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/523288885388105705-8121965303510879446?l=jokes-for-laughing.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>williamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12364718568262579292noreply@blogger.com0